Hospital Calls in Ghostbusting Exorcist!

Who you gonna call? Apparently not Dan Aykroyd or Bill Murray of Ghostbusters Fame.

A hospital in England calls in Catholic Priest to preform an Exorcism on the building grounds; after a black-clad figure was seen numerous times stalking the wards and hallways by the staff of Derby’s Royal Hospital. Senior manager Debbie Butler has now reportedly briefed the terrified employees via email, explaining that they have hired an exorcist to come and rid the £334 million hospital of their unwanted visitor.

She explained: “I’m not sure how many of you are aware that some members of staff have reported seeing a ghost. “I’m taking it seriously as the last thing I want is staff feeling uneasy. “She added: “I don’t want to scare anyone any more than necessary, but felt it was best I made you all aware of the situation and what we are doing about it. “I’ve spoken to the Trust’s chaplain and she is going to arrange for someone from the cathedral to exorcise the department.”
One source told The Sun: “There have been dozens of sightings over recent weeks and people are scared witless. “Several have seen a male figure cloaked from had to toe in black darting between rooms and through walls – especially in departments near the morgue. “It’s affected morale so much that bosses decided they had to act.”
The Catholic Church only uses exorcism as a last resort and the ritual must be pre-approved by a bishop. A spokesman for the Bishop of Derby said: “Any case such as this is put to the Bishop.
“He would seek proper advice before taking action. “One theory is the figure could be the ghost of a Roman soldier killed on the spot where the original hospital was built in the 1920s. Developers ignored protests covering over part of one of Ancient Britain’s main Roman Roads.
Although not a Catholic priest, I unwittingly was able to exorcism an East Village building using a few Orgone cones and doing a simple banishing ritual reminiscent more of Bill Murray than Keanu Reeves in Constantine.
I decided to place another Chembuster at Nick’s office since this was the second time, he was cut out of a commission on a building I cleared. The first one was at the German Polyclinic on St. Mark’s and 2nd Ave. That one was vacant for 12 years. After doing a little ritual in the St. Marks spot and adding some orgone cones in the building , the former clinic had two movie shoots as well as a lease signed for over 1 million dollars. Nick did not have an exclusive on St. Mark’s.
The latest modern forms of Exorcism include the use of radionic technology or Bio-etheric machines that remove negativity from one’s aura and increase the life-force energy on a daily basis through resonance and the use of quantum mechanics. Entities or attachments are removed via direct healer intervention in conjunction with assisted help from machines that raise the frequency of the individual beyond the astral realm out of reach of the low-level disembodied spirits and rambunctious devils.